Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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