She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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