whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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