what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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