So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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