babies were throwing up all over the place
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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