take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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