Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Drunk is not a location!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I think i got beer on your cat.
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