Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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