Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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