We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
there is glitter all over my balls
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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