I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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