I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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