Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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