I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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