ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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