It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
even my farts smell like vagina
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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