I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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