Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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