I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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