Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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