Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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