But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You can't motorboat a personality
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
wow bdsm is so cute
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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