On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
We got so high we made milksteak
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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