Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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