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That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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