I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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