I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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