Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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