How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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