I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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