speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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