I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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