I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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