So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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