just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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