hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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