Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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