just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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