It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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