I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
This is my gift to your gina
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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