"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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