Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
