i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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