Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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