Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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