It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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