I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Randomize
