I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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