Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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