it hurts more in the daytime
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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