i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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