Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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