i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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