How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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