I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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